He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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