god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Do vagina's smell?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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