Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
When are your genitals available?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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