I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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