so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Randomize
