I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
