his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
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you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
My bed smells like the plague
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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