The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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