i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
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We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
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I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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