I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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