Sponge bath it is.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
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we need to drink 2009 down the drain
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
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I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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