so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
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I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
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That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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