What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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