i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
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He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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