I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
honey bunches of taint.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Lo siento on account of my penis...
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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