do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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