in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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