It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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