covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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