This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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