I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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