Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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