Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Randomize