You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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