census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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