Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
the liver wants what the liver wants
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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