Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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