he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
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I fill condoms, not promises.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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