"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Randomize
