Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
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Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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