she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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