i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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