just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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