I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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