All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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