I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
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