I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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