If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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