i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
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The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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