Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
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New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
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