So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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