You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Randomize
