your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
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I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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