im gay
i know
yea but for you.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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