need another drink. this is the easiest way
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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