yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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