Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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