TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I'm passing your future prison.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
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Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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