he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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