We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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