Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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