Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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