so explain again why im purple
no
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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