ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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